Mr Banyon (Part Three)

There is something about reluctance, whether through mind control or otherwise, that makes our descent into fantasy so arousing. Cynics would argue it’s because we’re too weak or deluded to accept our own desires, that we need some form of proxy to absolve us of guilt.

I would argue that it’s more like catharsis. Our hero on screen is living our fantasy, the one that we know will never be real, at least not for us. I mean, think of all those reality shows full of rich and famous people: we never like to see them happy and content, only bickering and arguing over trivial things.

How aggravating it is to see stories and captions about happy little people who are happily transformed. No, there needs to be conflict, and the outcome must be ambiguous. This person on screen is living my deepest fantasy. I demand from my hero to put up the struggle that I would never give.

I say “nay” to the cynics, and “yay” to reluctance, in all of its forms! Though a part of me would probably hesitate if granted that mythical wish, I do know, carefully worded, what that wish would be… and that it wouldn't be entertaining to read.

Mr Banyon (Part Two)

Okay, I can't put it off any longer... here is the second part to my soon-to-be-famous Mr Banyon series! As you can see, poor Brenda's fate has taken a slight turn for the worse, but fear not: I just know she'll muster through.

That's all I'm gonna say because I'm totally spent and nearly out of words, but for one thing: I started a Tumblr page! It contains a bunch of stuff that you won't find on here, but I plan to post my juiciest work on this site first. So that's double the Brenda for the same low price.

Enjoy!

Mr Banyon (Part One)

Hello, to all my friends in this weird Google multiverse, and to you, perhaps a new friend who was just passing by… welcome!

As you may know, I put a lot of thought into my captions... a lot of blood, sweat, tears and other bodily fluids… all for you. So please take a moment to read them, and especially this one: it kicks off the first of a seven part series.

It originally started as a one-shot, but the captioning gods and goddesses compelled me to look deeper, to plunge the depths of my depraved unconscious. The spoils are here for you to enjoy… but in due course. The remaining parts, while written, are still being polished.

In the meantime, please read... and leave me your comments. In a cold and callous world, they are the only things that bring me warmth.

Maid to Serve

I just love all the delightful puns you can make with "maid" in your title: Maid to Order, Man-Maid, etc, etc. 

Truly, what self-loathing sissy worth her salt wouldn't just loooove to become a saucy little maid? For me, I can say, it's my No. 1 Fantasy.

This is a nice little cap that I recently wrote, but I'm really just filling up time... for what, you might ask? As some of you know, I've recently written a seven-part series which does contain (although not exclusively) a nice little maid component.

So, I'm just getting my goats together, and in a few more days, I should be ready to launch... and who knows, maybe by then I will have a few more followers.

In the meantime... Enjoy!

If you post it, they will cum...

Well, I might as well get the blog rolling. I choose to inaugurate my new blog with a sweet little cap that I wrote specifically for my dear little friend, Tina Lee. 

Tina Lee likes to cum... a lot, and I mean A LOT a lot... it's kind of like an in-joke between us. We share the same brain, in some ways. That is, I know how she thinks and feels. I enjoy my power over her, knowing that I can get her dripping with just a single word, and drive her raging with just a few more.

I seldom personalize caps, nor do I have someone specifically in mind when I write then. My characters are usually broad generalizations or faceless archetypes, but Tina Lee is special, and deserves special recognition. Dedicating this caption, and this blog, to her can bring nothing but luck, so here goes. 

I have 45 page views as of my writing this. With a little bit of gumption and help from you all, I hope to bring that up considerably. 

Enjoy!

First Post

I'm just working out the kinks (in more way than one) on this here blog. I hope get things up and started real, real soon. I've got a steaming hot load of deliciously perverted captions just raring to go, which I shall pepper and salt with just the right about of musing, reflection and outright beguilement.

Let the countdown commence!